Wait for the DLC.

"Triple 'O' sauce" sounds kind of scandalous.

Right on. I can understand issues like this for PC releases - with all the different hardware out there it's impossible to test every configuration, much less optimize for them. But these are consoles! It's a piece of hardware with known specs that are updated and controlled by the companies that sell them. That's…

There's a reason H.P. Lovecraft designed Cthulhu as a cephalopod.

Maybe the crab was about to do a little show. He wasn't a fiddler crab, but he could probably play bass.

Cool as a concept kind of flies out the window when you're in a full-time career, particularly if you're also raising a family. In no way would I consider talking about my career to be cool, unless it's to someone else in my field.

As a person in their mid-30's, I'm a little ashamed to admit that nowadays I prefer "young adult" fiction.

Water actually has an LD50. 90 ml/kg. Don't overhydrate, people!

Ummm... this might be awkward, but has anyone told the Food Babe that her organic all-natural vegetables come out of dirt that's been sprayed with... (poop)

You haven't happened to have published a book, have you?

I understand a heat-of-the-moment argument. He's just pounded someone badly. And there is something to be said of getting in your opponents' head, but that's really only appropriate before you start hitting each other. If he were smart he would've jumped on the guy and either applied a submission or beat him into…

But how does taunting relate to violence? The point of violence, traditionally, is to win. You're either aiming to kill someone or beat them into submission so you can impose your will, teach them a lesson, or take something from them. How does a pretend fireball play into any of those scenarios? It doesn't. It's…

Update - I just started playing again. My Land-Felon Battle-Squid's inventory now contains a camel hump, a Fearsome Vupeculum of Sisu, and harpy mascara.

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Which they get paid for. It's a job.

You can do both. If I fire somebody I don't chase them out of the building yelling "LOSER!" I respectfully tell them they haven't met their goals and their employment has been terminated.

Is kind of a dick? Talented, yes. One of the best of all time. But if you routinely disrespect your opponents, don't expect them to be cordial.

That's kind of a cock move, IMO. Most fighters either respect each other or hate each other. In either case, I've never seen them taunt in the ring. Afterwards, yes - they've all got their signature win poses. But not during the fight. That's just flat-out arrogant and disrespectful.

I am so confused. Are you high?

I'm gonna throw Marc Maron's name out there. He's similar to Stewart being a politically informed liberal comedian, but meaner and more aggressive.