OK. Bye.

I hadn't even thought of asymmetric multiplayer. That's, frankly, brilliant. If I could recommend your post more than once, I would. At least four times.

You may not be able to kill Crota, anymore, but at least you can still prevent unwanted pregnancy.

You've got some martyr syndrome there. Most responses to your criticism were negative. Ergo, it is clearly not you who were being kind of a buzzkill on what most of this particular community considered to be a sweet, memorable gesture of love. It must be all the haters who just like to shout down the serious…

I'm not sure the timeframe fits, but when I dropped my kids off at daycare, one of the other children were playing Minecraft.

Sorry, I wasn't letter-grading your post. I was letter-grading the new fiance'. I didn't make that clear. And that was serious, not snark. He couldn't have picked a more sincere moment unless he chose to fall on a sword while he handed her the ring.

I have within my cubicle

That's the beauty of now. Thanks to the internet, we are able to pervert (ahem) "reconceptualize" our childhood cartoons into sexy (ahem) "modern" versions that appeal to those of an advanced age.

It's the bellybutton. A woman's bellybutton is a very sacred thing. Only her parents, husband/partner, doctor, or a drunk crowd offering beads should see it.

He's never banged Velma.

Is male Elsa a big thing? Also not sure Velma is supposed to be that busty.

Ambiance is subjective. Bear in mind - the guy is interrupting something that is very important to him - possibly discarding a world record of some sort - to profess his undying love and devotion to his girlfriend. That's WAY more meaningful than a bouquet and a couple hundred bucks dropped on an upscale restaurant.…

Yeah, I think this is actually cleaner than what comes out of the tap. If my "how your toilet works" educational children's book is correct, traditional treatment plants purify water by a series of sedimentation and enzymatic breakdown processes. A boil-off is 100% separation from bacteria and solid matter. It's as…

Zombies and Robot Ninjas.

I think you make good points and have a well thought out argument, but next time lose the caps. It detracts from the authoritative voice you maintain throughout the rest of the post.

Maybe someone more proficient in the cyber arts could address a question - how much would it take to shut down 1,024 IP addresses? The linked NYT article says that's how many official addresses North Korea has, compared to billions in the US. With that few, do you even need to suspect national involvement? There…

He's working off Windows 3.1. Zoom functionality has yet to be enabled.

I thought this was an especially astute observation and wanted to expand on it

I very much want to follow a strategy like this, but I have one very large monkey wrench - children. One of them isn't too bad, but can be finicky day-to-day. If she's not in the mood for taco night, she's not going to eat the tacos. The other is a complete food disaster - ramen, mac'n'cheese, beefaroni, and…

The grocery store I go to used to sell pre-made bags of slow cooker meals. It was a national brand (Banquet) but I never see them anymore. Those were so convenient - a little more expensive than doing the food prep yourself, but still far cheaper than takeout. I miss those.