What? You don't find exposed cheeks precious? What kind of lunatic are you?

Well, hell, if China's not going to do it, someone should! Crabs have got to be the most entertaining species on the planet. When they choose to move.

What is a "personality inventory"?

Excellent post. If you have a blog of your own, I'll read it.

I don't get it. Conspiracy implies malcontent. If they're filming an actress wiping her face, who is being harmed? It's a visual representation of the current weather conditions. How is it any different from a sun graphic that a meteorologist throws up on the green screen?

Say it ain't so!

I'll accept that the woman was mistreated. If the courts deem

Helpful information. I had no idea reptiles were so dirt

I'm not a big Thor fan, but I'm confused. I understand Thor wields Mjolnir, but isn't there the whole asgard Son-of-Odin thing in the backstory that is more definitive of "Thor" the person?

I like claw games. I usually pop in a buck whenever I take the kids to the toy store, just for the fun of possibly getting a random toy I never would've purchased off the shelf.

I wouldn't necessarily classify myself as a superfan, but I went a step further than you did. I preordered the CM special edition with the statue and played the game to completion. I never claimed my special multiplayer bonus codes and didn't go for all the achievements. THAT would be a superfan.

Love the article. More please!

In the context of this article, "an option you could turn off" seems like a great idea. One save game playthrough for Isolation could be set to hardcore, in which the proposed "wait a day" scenario is enacted. And there could be a 100P/platinum achievement/trophy to recognize that accomplishment. For those not so…

Amen.

He literally didn't use the word literally in his post.

My gut reaction after the reference to placenta pizza was "why are you paying any attention to a crazy person?".

Whaaaat? No Slurpees at 7-11? How is that possible? That's what they're known for! I think it's their flagship product. Without Slurpees 7-11 is just a run of the mill convenience store. Do they have something different as a product offering to separate them from the pack in Japan?

This feels like poetry. Can you phrase that as a haiku?

The point of the drink is that it instantly turns into a slushie when you open it. It's frozen coke vs. coke. If you want a slurpee you go to 7-11. If you want cherry pop you can get it at the gas station. I also would not slurp up a bowl of sugar and cream, but I do enjoy ice cream now and again. Temperature and…

I really want to like this game, but the more I read about it, the more tedious it sounds. It seems like you'll basically be holding the left trigger for hours on end and trying to get from point A to point B without dying.