Somehow, teeth make his weird hairline more disturbing.

Will do, thanks

My 5 year old says, “Cool!”

I like Sam. Not his articles on this tired subject, but for the most part he is pretty entertaining.

In true nirvana, Steve Buscemi face will be superimposed on Liam Neeson’s as he does a Louis CK stand up routine while masterbating.

Thanks to the previews above, I no longer have to bother to see the entire film for the technical awards.

Exactly. There was a commenter to an earlier Splinter article who articulated why it is so difficult for the poor to be upwardly mobile. He said something to the tune of, “Being poor means you don’t have time to get anything done.” Taking the bus means you have to leave for work at least an hour earlier than usual and…

Yeah, I confused that image with the end of his speech. There was some weird exchange between the two of them at that point too.

No, you are in the bubble.

Trump is already terrified enough to implement social policies, or more accurately, give lip service directed at the dems and the poor (who are starting to doubt him). A few tidbits from his speech: paid maternity leave, affordable medicine and control over private insurance companies, expanded veterans benefits...

Libraries, social security, the Golden Gate Bridge...

Right? They were not happy to sit through his speech propaganda rant at all, not even when he was attempting to kiss their hawkish asses.

What was that anyway?

This was not a State of the Union speech. This was another campaign speech. Fuck Trump.

Same guy? Wow, sounds completely different!

I’ll probably end up putting the SOTU on and get pissed off and drink too much wine.

Ya know, let’s say we take 10% off your numbers with no loopholes. It will still be a much fairer system and would probably be more acceptable to “the public at large.” Why do I say this? Although I completely agree with your tax percentages, the first thing I thought was, “Oh man, the Joe the Plumbers of America…

100+ for an even more specific reference to Huntington Beach.

Total ear worm. I was convinced it was an old Billy Joel diddy that I forgot completely about. But nope, goes back even farther and by a guy I never heard of.

That’s sort of an Easter egg, so good observation