The deal is subjectivity of opinion by two different writers.

The superficiality you speak of was reflected in a “words hidden in plain sight” shot: instead of Calhoun Days, the text on the curtain in front of the stage said, “Shallow.”

But Alison doesn’t seem like the type to fling herself on sharp rocks on a jetty. If I knew she was going to kill herself, I would have suspected an overdose of pills.

Blue flowers. Such a bad choice.

It really needs to be the last season. Who else is going to have an affair?

I a woman dude. See the vulva in my avatar?

So wait, what? Is this a teaser article for a series or what?

You are a smart smart ass though. There were many clues:

Oh. Now I know too much.

The mother (whom I thought looked a lot like Coon but much a mousy way) was clearly uncomfortable about the trip, especially about getting to the Falls in a timely matter. I think identifying her as the stepmother is a good call, although he seemed to be very attached t her.

More like yellow belt Karate.

My mom said that the trolling was a actually quick and flaccid.

Damn. I’d do Hamm anyplace, anytime.

Kids.

Nah, he’s just stupid and lucky.

Monkey, Monkey, Monkey. I’ve been reading your comments since the Kinja horror show began. And I have always kinda felt bad for you because I did understand what you were always trying to say before other commenters started attacking you. I don’t see you as a troll. You are an evolving liberal. You are almost there.…

Sometimes Monkey, it is okay just to say, “Whoops.”

Okay Monkey, I feel you, but the word Bimbo does cross the line. There’s several female derogative words that feminists (regardless of gender) need to avoid. Bimbo, dumb blonde, and slut are three of them.

If you don’t understand why the Monkey Boy was pulling the reins back on your comment, you don’t belong here.

Thanks Monkey Boy, there’s smart snark and cheap snark. Let’s aim high.