That pitch at the beginning just made me love Carly Rae Jepsen even more. It's just too...I can't man.

Don't be such an elitist. I, for one, am glad that there are plenty of non-accredited schools out there for those of us who are interested in pursuing our academic interests without getting bogged down by bureaucracy. Just try walking into one of your fancy-pants institutions of higher learning, what with their…

I'm not sure everyone is getting your 'consequences' distinction... which is a shame because its as neat a breakdown/comparison as they'll ever find. +1

"My brother got an iPhone and I got a map of Maryland."

The fourth guy got a map of maryland whilst his brother got a iPhone, so i suppose he gets the right to be a bit mad at least.

Canadian ref eh?

Fuck I overslept again +1

Wake me up when they redesigned a Seattle SuperSonics logo.

the one thing I learned while on live leak is to look both ways before crossing the street

Well they don't have a policy against it, but that isn't the only thing they host either.

Are you suggesting something similar to League of Legend's Tribunal? In case you don't know what it is: it's where players volunteer to look at the cases of reported players and based on the information provided (their kill/death ratio, items purchased, chat log, etc.) decide whether or not the individual is guilty of…

When are people going to stop using 'Murica? No one talks that way. Bush never even really did.
It's just a way of expressing contempt for anyone who doesn't despise the US in principle. And not a clever one.

Aircraft carriers are about projection of air power, not naval power.

Oh the beautiful, righteous fury.

Homer, on your way out, if you wanna kill somebody, it would help a lot

Surprised to see a cocks fan at a CUSA game.

I have cursed while playing Madden (not online, just single-player) so I guess it's not in there or Kinect doesn't register "goddamnfriggidyfraggedyfudgeballs" as a curse word.

You know, usually I wince at the term 'mansplaining', but you are sitting here explaining to women how they are wrong about how breasts move. I honestly can't think of another word that really encapsulates that kind of arrogance.