Overheard at Elle....

THE COMMON COLD DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

That's a shocker!

I love it when that happens. It's really exciting to know the play fake was so good, you got the guy whose job it is to follow the freaking ball, following the wrong player.

Yeah, that is a dumb design choice. The map tiles are square, but they chose to make the visible portion circular, which means they have to mask out the rest of the square tile.

As much as I love me some Jon Stewart, I will miss Oliver's sexxy Carlos Danger dance.

Reporter: Coach, that was such a valiant effort tonight. Your quarterback led the team back when all seemed lost, culminating in a last second field goal that would have put the capper on one of the greatest victories in the school's history, and certainly the greatest of your tenure. Then in a flash it was over,…

I never understood the need that some kids/teenagers have to destroy something for no real reason. Growing up in a small town we often saw and heard of vandalism such as flower pots, shopping carts, bikes, park benches and equipment being thrown in the river. In some cases even seeing sports equipment stolen or…

Institute the "You break it, you bought it" and charge the kid(s) with the value of the legos, $25,000, divided between them if more than 1 is to blame. If they are under 18, charge their parents.

I wasn't sure whether you are a troll or not, but I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt.

At first, I thought it was a fire blanket, and perhaps he expected something to burst into flames, but when that didn't happen, and then 2-3 other people started holding up blankets, I thought: "Anyone besides that one guy going to help the guy in the car?"

The blanket guys were pissing me off. Not because they were blocking the view, because their first reaction was to start unfolding a damn tarp. From what I can see it appears two drivers from the pits were the ones who reacted and did most of the work while the people with crosses on the backs (I can't call them…