Not that I will purchase one of these things, but I would like to purchase a dwelling like yours, that is seemingly capable of being flood, fire, tornado, Mayan and earthquake proof.

That last one is kinda creepy, with Iowa there all by its self in the middle of the country... I figured if any midwestern state would be full of liberal white folk, it would have been Minnesota.

"They take ambulance rides in to the hospital for gas. They take an ambulance in for a cold. They take an ambulance in for an ingrown toenail."

As someone with literally no threatening skills, but still useful enough to contribute to society, I support our supervillain overlords.

Ha. I actually just added that avatar, as I got annoyed that I think I was the only one without one. That said, I work so hard to avoid that stuff. Some things must remain pure. Jesus (lol), Linux, Ponies...

"I'm not a terribly active reddit member, but I see why a community like reddit, for better or for worse, is a good thing."

@Togusa231 - Perhaps they wouldn't turn it off, per say, just reset it and see how long the next civilization takes. Like some kind of freaking SimCity game. Maybe we're Bob's civilization, and next it will be Jerry's, but unlike Bob, he won't kill the dinosaurs...

Not like he's got rent to pay...

To be fair, women do look much better naked than they do in tuxedos, and men, the opposite.

That's more than I make and I actually have to work more than one day a week...

You can have a seizure disorder that isn't related to epilepsy, which is probably one of the reasons he didn't call it that. Epilepsy is a disease that causes seizures, but a lot of other things can too. Five years ago I started having seizures. Medication didn't stop them. Turns out that they were caused by hypoxia…