She's far too skinny to work for this stereotype.

In related news, the producer of the Belmont stakes telecast just kicked three puppies, slapped his secretary and was last seen heading up the roof with a rifle muttering "Every F'ing year...that's it, I've had it".

Thank god. Every headline with that walking Gluestick's name in it was hurting my brain.

The really creepy part is the fact that he made her get a tramp stamp with Tom Brady's face on it.

And a good chunk of them are CPA/Lawyers. In the "olden days", the secret service recruited the best and brightest accountants and financial lawyers to fill their ranks.

So many great suggestions. But in the end, they'll build a slightly bigger, slightly more expensive car that gradually steps away from the original NA models, and moves closer to a camry.

So close. I mean, you almost had it all. But you forgot "with a funny custom plate".

Nope...any list without the suzuki samurai on it just isn't finished. Plus, I've never seen half of these in anything but the photo above.

Nope. It's whether she'll let you touch em.

Normally I don't do this, but i just snorted my coffee when the image of a "rouge judge" popped into my head...bright red face, red robes, like something out of Alice in Wonderland.

Staying in the mustang family, I can buy a lot more ponies for that cost, and I get a warranty. No thanks. CP all the way.

Meh...still almost 8 grand worth of gap. I like em both, but that's a lotta cheddah to make up.

Dale Earnhardt Junior.

Really? I can think of 5 or 6 more ridiculous drivers, just on the Nascar side.

I just assumed that because he was mentioned in the freaking question itself, that people wouldn't keep suggesting him.

I always thought the "hydro" in hydro-lock referred to the water, not hydraulics?

Having played hockey since I was a wee lad, the 200 mile thing is seems silly, but for giggles, let's do the math, shall we?

Have you tried finishing all your statement with "Northern Minnesota?"

If you really need social media updates "while you're in the car", you're a freaking 100%, complete and total loser.

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