I don;t think the Impala is as much awful as it's a toaster. It's a driving appliance, with all the soul and interestingness (shut up, it's a good word in this case) sucked out of it.

How does the cop know that the whole kid running to the cliff thing isn't just a story to try and get out of a ticket? He's just doing his job, although the failure to provide insurance is a little over the top I'd say.

I don't want most of the skinny jean wearing douchebag emo kids to reproduce anyway, so this article is a win-win for me.

Guys...Guys! They removed the entry for "gullible" from [dictionary.com] too...better go check!

Sam, I give you a lot of shit on this site, and its because of articles like this. Well written, no sensational headline, and genuinely interesting. You're a talented writer, who puts some really good stuff out, like this article. Nice job. Now stay at this level. Please. :)

I would agree with most of the list, but the android tablet listing confuses me. There are such deals out there right now, and the screen on the xoom, prime, etc is pretty darn nice. Sure, you could wait to spend $500 on an HD tablet, but a discounted current gen android tablet for $200 cheaper looks mighty fine…

Yup. Unfortunately, if you're of the 2wheels bad variety, they don't want your money though. Sigh.

I still think Bigfoot should have made the list. (skulks back to cubicle)

Keep your head up, idiot.

cocka2? really?

Under a grand, and I can both sleep and poop in it? That's a nice price by me!

He's referring to the article about it not being illegal to view kiddie porn in NY. It's actually a pretty strong comment, which I agree with...what the heck are the people in Albany doing?

I got a chance a couple of years ago to catch the old guys running vintage flat trackers at the state fairgrounds next to Mid-ohio raceway. I say the "old guys" because there were some kids there too, but the guys with the white hair and receding hairlines were running circles around them. Just amazing to watch, I…

Those of us that are really obsessive compulsive call it "CDO".

Kodak: Could have leveraged all of its digital photo innovation before there was a market by keeping it, and not essentially giving the tech away, and in the end making almost nothing on those great ideas.

Exactly my point, but with a lot less typing. Well done.

In case there was any confusion about where I was from, or any of those little Euro-micro-car thingies got in the way.

Stepping aside from the whole DMV issue, I'm so sick of people doing the whole "It's not racist...I use (insert racist slur here) for some completely different reason!" argument.

Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.......(turns purple...deep breath)...hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

OMG...is it 1997 again already?