You have no idea how smug these people act. Jesus christ. You could have bought a much better equiped, and better overall car in a loaded Honda Accord.

I know of such a story, the dealership ended up taking the 1M back as it was mint, and letting the guy into a M4 at a steal of a lease rate. They later sold that mint 1M for a epic profit.

Gawker is a shit stain. I only come here for the diamond in the rough, Jalopnik.

“I stuck my dick in this game like a rapist, they call me slim Roethlisberger”

OMG you didn’t know? The call them the “executive” they come in almost every trim 4s, turbo, turbos etc.

The 911 mold fits their line-up well. If you told me in 2001 that they would make a 911 design stretch to fit a god damn SUV and make it look decent, I’d laugh in your face. But they pulled it off. the Cayenne 1st gen was a bit ugly, current gen looks great IMO. The Macan I would even go as far as calling it sexy. The…

I drove a GTS varient, and I remember it being way more fun that anything else with 4 doors I had ever driven. I just could never get over the eggplant shape. If I ever did come to own one, I’d have to always make sure I never approach it from the rear. That would be too traumatic for me.

“-Steelers (and Pens) fans have enabled human troll Mark Madden to stay on the radio for 15 years.”

“I wonder if Big Ben is sitting at home relieved that he got all his alleged raping in under the wire.”

Is the Panamera ugly? Most people would agree with you. If they could just fix that rear end... it wouldn’t be so atrocious.

“This is what I love so much about prototypes. Just by existing, they can suggest a whole course of history that never actually happened, and yet here they are, in our world, refugees from a future that never was.”

Damn you! Beat me to it.

This is #1 by far. Miles above anything else on that list. #2? come on.

Brilliant stuff. Nasa needs all the funding it wants.

Players will get hurt no matter what, players have season ending injuries in training camp or running through drills on walk through practices. Very much like the Packers to cry about 4 preseason games as soon as their overrated WR gets hurt. Crying about 4 games where the starters play a total of maybe a full games…

It’s just the grass is greener on the other side effect. They are scooping them up because for the first time ever you can buy a V8 mustang there, had the last 2-3 generations been available there this would not be a big deal. I am surprised about the V8 being the popular choice, given how much they like to bitch…

What a horrible year for motorsports. R.I.P.

Watched this yesterday, I watch Leno’s channel like a hawk pouncing on new videos as soon as they are up. Same with Pertolicious, oh.my.god. petrolicious is THE BEST thing on youtube by far.

B/c all their riders think an app is something you order at applebees’ before dinner.

If you can’t beat them (consistently) join them. This is how I imagine, every vetran player towards the end of thier career going to NE.