What kind of girly tapping was that? Get a spoon and whack that fucker, whack the top while you're at it.

You forgot to mention that the final boss is a quick time event. We mustn't forget that little shit nugget, otherwise it just looks like we're spoiling the game to be arseholes.

>Online universe

Well there's your problem, your unwillingness to try new things is leading you to be introverted. I used to be like you, but then I took up historical fencing and as a result I made new friends, found new interests and even two new hobbies. It may be a cliché, but you really should get out more.

Some people's feelings really are made out of tissue paper.

Oooooo... that pipework.

Wow, so basically that was just a really long way of explaining that you're lazy and that thinking is too hard for you.

Kotaku is a bastion of journalistic integrity.

My shit is actually quite soft. It sounds like you have a dietary problem.

I loved The Girl Who Leapt Through Time and Summer Wars was pretty good. But this is just blatant furshit (and I say that having seen footage, not just the screen shots here). Will neve watch anything by this director again.

So is this proof that you regularly take bribes for good reviews? Because we already knew that.

It was Todd who said no more small DLCs.

Shit. This is like communism winning the cold war.

I'm using a 3G broadband dongle as my internet connection (rural, no phone lines near me), I'm capped at 15GB a month with an average ping of 400.

Futuristic Assassin's Creed?

I think it's a case of the people wanting something new and original are just a small vocal minority and while they will likely love the game, the main game buying demographic is still a bunch of cod playing frat boy apes and 13 year olds who have no interest in innovation and rarely make themselves heard in gaming…

Somehow I think she and her OS will be around for quite some time yet if W8 is anything to go by.

It's a shame I'll never be able to play this, but I've got to wonder how they got it so wrong the first time around.

As a maintenance technician I see many things that betray how dumb people really are, but hey, it keeps me employed. There is only one thing that really irritates me though, especially since I've communicated it so many times yet it keeps happening:

Yeah, EDGE is great, pretty much everything Kotaku isn't.