In Holywood's defence, real fencing would be fucking boring in a movie if you didn't do it for a hobby. Every fight would only last about 30 seconds, 25 of which would be spent posturing and looking for an opening.

At first I gave them the benefit of the doubt, I thought the panda race was just a stupid idea. Now I'm convinced that there is a furry at Blizzard pushing an agenda.

"Bioware really needs to be given the Wing Commander IP."

So in spite of all the bought reviews, people still know a damp squib when they see one.

I find it highly amusing that the hacks coming out for W8 all seem to be about removing its biggest new features.

Here in the UK, our soup is actually soup. We just pour it out of the can.

It works like this. 4chan creates a shit load of memes and aggregates a few others, reddit comes along and takes the memes, bastardises them and claims they made them. Then along comes 9gag and does exactly what reddit did.

You now imagine what this game could have been, had it been made for the PC with simmers in mind.

That's great and all, but kill cams got really annoying in New Vegas and if they have anywhere near the same frequency here, it'll only be a bad thing.

EA

The powers-that-be at BioWare liked the idea of a multiplayer shooter, because they wanted to attract the same audience as CoD: Modern Warfare. Ultimately this is what ruined the franchise for all those who had high hopes for the series after falling in love with Mass Effect 1.

Why does this work on cake and not bread (or does it also work on bread)?

I'm just reading between the lines and laughing. People trying to explain away yet another bad design choice by Bioware as a feature.

And then the little girl had her blade displaced and took a zornhau to the neck.

That and the pike pretty much just made it look like suicide.

Being a fan of western martial arts, this seems a bit shallow to me (single one handed weapons, no moulinettes, no shields, no displacing, I can't see how they include winding with a longsword).

Ever played the first STALKER game? Five endings, the one you get is dependent on how you play the game (did I mention it's an FPS).... and then there was that door, the one that you needed to follow a side quest to get all the pieces to open, behind which was a choice, each one leading to one of the "true" (one…

"We just want to release awesome stuff"

It's funny, Biodrones spend so much time defending Bioware's shitty writing, yet the one time Bioware try to inject a little bit of originality (albeit poorly written and not really that original anyway), the Biodrones reach for their pitchforks. I guess all they really wanted was a shitty canned ending where everyone…

It's a bit short isn't it? lol