We have a winner.

Everyone reply and bump this one to the top. Best point made in this entire discussion.

I understand that this is a car blog and that you cover all aspects of car culture, but I kinda think that this is one of the few things that is better left unpublicized. Internet fame is all these jackasses are after, and any mention of them (even when followed by stern warnings that what they did is stupid and no…

If word gets out about this, crazy clown airlines will be a laughing stock!

I think they should go with something a bit more recent, don't you?

Call me crazy, but without seeing the resulting carnage, it looks kind of graceful.

Thanks for riding JohnnyCab! Have a nice day!

This is the best IL-76 story there is, from the book "Outlaws"::

It was painted by Kim Jong Un himself. It depicts a landscape. Your suggestion that his painting is anything less than perfection is blasphemous. You shall be executed until death. Then executed again.

Joke #1 - Camouflage, or just really sloppy polka dots?

Starter motor. Because hand cranking sucks.

This is almost the opposite of what happened to the Harmon hotel in Vegas. That tower was planned to be taller but construction defects in the foundations meant it would never be able to support its own weight.

More important for the cold climate is the battery insulating systems rather than the AWD. It would be for nothing if you have all wheel drive if you only go 100 miles.

Sounds just like a Carnival Cruise in the sky. All they needed was a fire and to drift aimlessly around the clouds for a week, and that would have been perfect.

My uncle had used car lot, and baby sat me for the first fourish years of my life. I learned cars pretty quick that way. I fondly remember being allowed to retrieve the keys every time a customer wanted a test drive. This led me to backing our family Camry into a wall at the age of five, of course it was merely me…

I don't doubt that some off road fun can be had with an H2. Unfortunately I've seen more like the one in the pic I've posted than in any proper dune riding trim. I'm glad to see these rolling pill boxes slowly leaving the roads around here.