I heard a story recently from new married couple friends I have. One of the bridesmaids got just totally tanked their wedding night. The next day the room was basically turned upside down and the floor was covered in urine. Sheets in the shower for no reason, mini bar dumped, whole nine. They're still friends with…

Hahaha right!? I just imagine the accent. I would be flabbergasted, just like, "LOL, kay. Don't forget Olive Garden, tell them I sent 'ya"

And carbonated, too

Interesting. 18.5 miles means that one round trip = a human poop in an entire year.

Happens all the time.

you got that backward

agreed. And are we bringing that back?

I bet it was about selling franchises to raise capital in those early years. Many brands lived and died by the balance book for the first few decades.

"He grabbed a prototype and set to work. Unlike previous race trucks, Ford was dead set on using as may production parts as possible. Aside from a set of lift springs, Fox shocks borrowed from the Raptor, a fuel cell in the bed, a cage, and a set of 35/12.50 R17 prototype BFGoodrich All-Terrain T/A tires, the truck is…

Donuts in an AWD vehicle are actually called 'cyclones'

Huh? Just pick the phone up and call a cab. When it arrives, then you go outside and to the car. Much safer.

Want to know the best part?

You hate jalapeños obviously. Which means you must hate America.

since when is Quebec separate from North America?

single stage paint = a buff. No repaint even required

except for the ones that, underneath everything superficial - are superficial and bad people, deep down.

Haha well that's the correct concession to speeding, assuming you are giving the cop some 'ol flannel. And yes, I'm using this now

Not just unlocked, but wide open with the lights on.

An executive wrote a book, outlining that he was an alcoholic & abused his wife. With both arms in casts he flew across the country, jumped the guy in the 20th century fox parking lot, and beat him with a baseball bat while his friend held the guy down. With both arms in casts. Screaming that he was going to kill…

No likely bulletproof. Your tax dollars at work, keeping the men and women of the armed forces safe.