Oil worms you say?

Why do you think I’m lying to you? LOL this is hilarious. I’m not at all, and I’m not bragging. I thought the car was a sort of a POS, but it garnered a whole lot more attention that my Fiesta does that’s a fact. I’m telling you my experience, and you don’t have any to offer.

How many people do you meet or just pass by on the street gives a shit about ‘drift mode’ and driving dynamics? None. You’ll be driving a Focus and that’s it.

I’m a Mustang fanboy of sorts and I never thought Mustangs were much of ‘driver’s cars’ to be honest.

Nah...we are too busy crashing our cars leaving cars and coffee to care

I’m old and fat so after driving both the FoST and FiST I can honestly say, “You youngsters have at your little rocket ships. I’ll be cruising to the Dairy Queen in my Mustang. If you insist, I’ll race you. Pay no mind to that GT350 badge though.”

As opposed to the MacArthur Fellows who are punching people for exercising their right to protest...

Hmm, that would be the narrative this Trump supporter seems to want to display.

Instinct: Fakebook. Guy looking for his 15 minutes of virality.

Your definition of “fairly easy” differs from mine greatly.

30 year old oil in the crankcase? Surely nothing can go wrong there.

What’s really amazing is, I got it started and it runs pretty damn good with fresh fuel. It has no knocks, taps or heavy puffing smoke. I have been driving the car around the neighborhood because it even has brake pressure.

FUCK YES.

My mother has a 2001 tricked-out PT Cruiser. Actually waited months for delivery. It now has 39K miles on it. She loves it. Oh did I mention my mother is 88 years old?

Nice hyperbole reply there. No one nearly died.

I dunno man. Isn’t this EXACTLY why you brake-check someone? :)

I flash my brakes at them first 3 times, if they continue to tailgate I slow down until they go around. This is of course on 2 lane roads. On 4 lane roads I am in the right lane 99% of the time (unless passing). Looks like the guy got what was coming to him IMO.

During freshman year of college, I was talking to my buddy about drag racing and this JAP from Westchester proceed to butt in to inform us, without any idea of what cars we were talking about, that her car would beat mine in a race because it cost $100K. When I told that she was wrong and the cars we were talking…

never valet, not even once.