How can you pass up the opportunity to post the original Light the Sky on Fire video?!?

I can't believe you just want to go around yanking people's grant money! Do you know how hard it is to get that grant money?!? A lot of people depend on that for their livelihood. And at the holidays no less! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!?!

I'll be in my bunk!

I would never do that to Tim! I'm expressly not basing my (potentially different) sweeping generalizations on guppies, but instead on my parents' words of wisdom and my own personal experience!

Exactly! I know that his last name is Armstrong, but I figured you were being super-subtle!

Strongarm? You think Weller strongarmed his way onto the set? How? Do you think maybe he has blackmail material on JJ Abrams? Sounds like a scoop!

One is judged by the company one keeps.

YES! When I saw that feature I was immediately confused because Henry isn't a "classic villain" by any definition. And then I saw there was no mention of Eraserhead at all, and I was even more confused! Did Brad Pitt get confused? Did he try to slip one by us? Did someone else come up with the idea and troll him?…

The most compelling case for Eve is that it apparently took almost 30 years for her other personalities to let her know there had been a movie made.

Damn I miss the 80's!!!!

You so perfectly captured so much in this comment. I want to read the book version.

I had a camp counselor who used to play cassette recordings of this guy every night in our cabin.

A lot longer than taking a probe to Uranus.

"Once the miniseries starts in about fairies mining mineral powder and stabbing Lost Boys with swords Neverland became less magical and more a creepy world where adults murder children for fairy cocaine."

I must have read it 10,000 times. One of the best children book's ever. Actually, in some ways, one of the best book's ever!

Exactly. I have no problem with Elmo per se, I just resent how he pushed my beloved Grover out of the picture.

Ah yes. The "I put a flaming bag of poop on your doorstep and ran away" military campaign.

I increasingly think that many of our attitudes about all sorts of things ultimately track back to our confidence in accurately gauging our surroundings. And as djublonskopf mentioned below, the lack of facial expression prevents that. But fundamentally it comes from the same place as The Bad Seed effect. Evil…

3,567,364!

Pshaw. I can totally see the strings!