Trick question: Vampires aren't real!

Man, prehistoric Parque del Centenario must have been terrifying.

Sure, but I hold the Inspector to a higher standard than that knockoff.

I'm still not comfortable with the Inspector using a gun.

Good try Carl Sagan.

You think the zoo was unhappy...

Really interesting article Keith, if you are really the one that wrote this!

Hmm. If I can pipe in, I think your problem is that your audience isn't naive enough to think it's a coincidence. Mine is more gul...lible. This is the real world, na' school. So instead of rad, aghast.

And those two tower over the wishes of others? What gall; um, I can't decide whether you're a bore or mere narcissist.

I can't believe you went there...and back again.

In my world they are.

It's not mess, it's just not meant to be a "story." It's a history! Like a cross between a college history survey course textbook and the Old Testament.

Got it. But there wasn't anything in this particular video that freaked you out.

Will it flip over?

I actually said "Nooooo" outloud.

Can you clarify? I'm really curious why.

That was no accident.

Have you ever heard of someone actually strapping a belt around a baby's soft skull to make it flat?

Agree that both are really good at the uncomfortable-making! (King Rat was Mieville's first.)