I’ve heard Stevie Wonder also puts on a red costume and patrols the streets of Hell’s Kitchen every night as well. Many people are saying this.

Republicans that already have Star Wars names:

“Dragons to the east of me, Snow and walkers to the north. Here I am stuck in the middle with you...”

Also I know many people when making chicken salad will substitute tuna when chicken is unavailable, and vice versa.

“I hate love.”-Zoom

The “long ago in a galaxy far away” was a lie and these films were training us for the star wars going on right now. Movie goers will be drafted.

Jar Jar Binks wakes up in his bedroom, turns to Suzanne Pleshette and says, “You-sa wont be believin’ the crazy dream meesa just had!”

It’s a lot less funny after Luke loses his hand.

All of these are better. All of those are worse. In this day in age I don’t understand how someone getting paid to design and make costumes looks at the above photo and thinks “nailed it.”

Yeah this looks really bush league and Black Bolt just looks like he needs to shit

TUNING FORK TUNING FORK

Also, WHERE THE FUCK IS BLACK BOLT’S MASK

Oh that is really unbelievably bad.

He so clearly loves that he gets to be Mark Hamill.

Hamill 4 Life.

This needs repeating on every Mark Hamill post: he is a National Treasure. Absolutely love the guy.

Mark Hamill. Everyone’s favorite nerd dad/grandpa.

He’s the only one with a secret identity, because Danny is an idiot.