My inlaws have had their grandchild visitation revoked. I told them we’ll revisit in 6 months, but they shouldn’t hold their breath. Elections have consequences.

And that’s why he died trying to fall up a staircase.

This man is 42 and has now ended 196 years worth of World Series droughts. God damn...

The character’s name is Mrs Ketts, so I’m pretty sure it’s a kettle.

Does the fact that Ben Simmons could have played somewhere else make the NCAAs rules less bullshit? Does it make his criticism any less accurate?

Okay just make sure to properly disinfect it first.

Yeah, but I’ve heard the University of Kentucky isn’t all that fun to play at.

Cafe au laid.

Coffee With Cream

I know, whose going to robo-blow the gay dudes??

Never have I more heartily cosigned a sentiment.

Nah.

Two of everything, except points.

Hot and sour soup is the best soup for sickness, hands down. It beats chicken noodle by a million miles.

The best part of that picture is that its at the premiere of Grown Ups

Con 1: Hey this Hamilton soundtrack is really good.

Durant is probably a better shooter from distance tho.

My brain lit up like “Holy shit, are people this impatient with Kevin Durant” Then I skipped the video because it had an ad.

Atlanta is just absolutely insanely good for a first-season show. It’s firing on all cylinders and feels like a show at a third season peak. It is positively crazy that he can be that good on his first try at running his own show.