Gross, Terry.

Why is everyone replying to me trying to get me to buy a bike?!

I’ve never been able to get a guitar person in a guitar store to talk to me, so I’m not sure.

To be fair, some of the people working in some of the bike stores are actually totally nice.

Yeeeeesssssss.

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

wow. you’ve given me a lot to think about.

At a charity auction in 2001, I won a New Jersey Nets cap autographed by Richard Jefferson

Sorry, but these two aren’t going to last.

When his term is over, I just want him to go around the world having thoughtful conversations like this about, essentially, just life with all kinds of people. His the best global ambassador for just being a reflective, rational, decent person that I can imagine.

True love is always caring enough to close the door.

I don’t know. That left foot seems pretty fake. Look how short the toes are. Very different than her right foot where the toes are able to stretch out and curl. Those left foot toes could not do that. Pretty obvious your update image is photoshopped to make it look like she has a left foot. I’m not saying that you did…

I am so happy for Jimmy Kimmel’s secret twin brother and that middle-school student!

Seems legit.

Okay, but that quote about sand is totally true.

I’ll do you one better.

On the one hand, I do feel for the reporters. Short time, one goal, can’t do it.

Really? If I were part of a workforce that was personally hired by someone for a department or project and then they were fired but they maybe were/maybe weren’t still going to be my boss for a little while and there were rumors about my office and we had some sense of loyalty and we weren’t sure what we wanted to do…

I question all of Versace's actions here, but I question her sense of style.

I only recently became aware of this terrible series.