I’m mostly pro-Clone Wars and Rebels and anti-prequel because Clone Wars and Rebels are better than the prequels.

this is not good parenting

Do you have children?

I don’t trust my kid to what?

...and yet I didn’t say anything about sand.

I’m not sure that ascribing a high degree of terribleness is the same as ascribing a high degree of importance.

I mean, I don’t have to include the movies.

I’ll watch this, but...no. Yes, there were some good ideas in there. Yes, there are some solid themes. Even good performances. But no. No. No.

No you’re not!

At a charity auction in 2001, I won a New Jersey Nets cap autographed by Richard Jefferson

Well, Bruce Banner is one of the five smartest people in the Marvel Universe, so...I’m okay with this.

First, it has too few Asian characters. Second, the ones it does have are all stereotypes. And third, even those few stereotyped roles have started going to white people.

a) That was amazing.

So... One part East Asian influence, one part hippie, and one part musky smells?

Oh. My. God.

Sorry, but these two aren’t going to last.

Up is weird. The first half is some of the best work Pixar has ever done. But then you get all the talking dogs crap* that I hate more than even the worst moments in Cars.

If the “Scientifically Accurate” videos have taught me anything it’s that biological inaccuracy is critically important to achieving perfection.

I almost skipped this article because it misleadingly implied that Finding Nemo is not perfect!

Ha. I’m fairly certain he already exercises quite a bit.