You know you’re an asshole when you park in handicapped spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces.

MST3K? Count me in! Screw you, NFL.

Sorry, I thought that was USC as in California. I always forget about South Carolina. I feel dumb now. My bad.

I’m sorry I just posted that hurricane joke, not really something to joke about. But I’m posting this a few days late, so I know Georgia is still (thankfully) intact. Now if only Florida would just get blown the fuck away, I would have the perfect excuse to move away from this shithole. After all, it’s pretty much…

Hopefully it’s at USC because Georgia’s about to get blown away! Literally.

Even though your comment was in the gray, I TOTALLY knew what this was going to be. Haha! #PrisonUniforms...

Oh God, you devil! +1

This. The elite players that we’ve grown to love watching over the last 15-20 years are starting to retire. Peyton Manning, Ray Lewis, Megatron, Beast Mode, Brian Urlacher, Polamalu, and others are gone. The remaining elites don’t have much time left: Tom Brady, Big Ben, Drew Brees, Aaron Rodgers, etc. are running on…

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If they’re so concerned with “The Shield,” why don’t they get him some real help?

Forget tearing your apartment up and rooting through the garbage looking for booze/pills/whatever! Now THAT is what you call hitting rock bottom, bruh!!!

Maybe it’s just me, but I think he might have an underlying, undiagnosed mental illness. Bipolar, perhaps? This is how a lot of bipolar people act: turning to alcohol and other drugs in order to self-medicate because they are either too afraid/ashamed to seek real help or because they don’t realize there’s something…

Wow, sounds like Gladys has really been around the block, does she have any STD’s?

Holy shit you just made my brain explode. +1

I wonder, since so many players are becoming addicted to pot/alcohol/other substances, that it could be CTE?

I’m pretty sure I’d become an alcoholic too if I had to play for Cleveland. Think about it: Johnny Manziel and now Josh Gordon.

I would like to see a game where all of the players on both teams (and the coaches) take horse tranquilizers about 20 minutes before the game starts. It’d be interesting to see how it affects the way they play. Plus, it would be funny.

Does anyone else think he might be addicted to benzos? They’re as addictive as opiates but much more difficult to quit. Whenever I hear “NFL player violated drug policy” that is always the first thing that pops into my head. I don’t know why but it is.

I miss the sportscasters drawing on the screen; I hardly ever see it anymore. It reminds me of an old Saturday Night Live sketch that had Tim Meadows playing O.J. Simpson and he drew up a play on the screen. It spelled out the words “I did it.” Hilarious.

I wonder how many (if there are any) NFL players who were just so damn talented that they were drafted straight out of high school? I would imagine there’s been a few in its history but I don’t know. Especially in its early days. Anybody know?