Or his dogs.

The Steelers should draft his sons and put them in the secondary, it would be an improvement. Get the old man a third ring. Or would he make them throw their Super Bowl rings away too?

Well done! You win the Internet today. Now go get your participation trophy, you’ve earned it!;)

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Nightmare fuel alert!

That’s funny because I’ve seen pictures of his sons on Instagram and they’re fucking ripped for 8 and 10 years old, so it wouldn’t surprise me in the least if it was found out that they were on PEDs.

OK, I just asked my psychiatrist what the difference is. I’m a psychopath. James Harison is a sociopath. You’re welcome!

I’d say he’s probably closer to a sociopath than a psychopath. But wait...does anyone really know the difference between the two? Any psychiatrists on here that can clarify? 

That whole “kids graduating from kindergarten and elementary school” thing drives me crazy too. I can’t believe the amount of 5-year-old kids in caps and gowns that I see running around at the end of the school year. I only had 2 ceremonies in my life: high school and college. This and the participation trophies I…

Jeez, I thought Super Wal-Mart was bad!

Don’t forget duct tape! Duct tape fixes everything.

“Seems” being the key word...

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Twitter and Facebook are the scourge of society. I wish people would stop posting every little fucking detail of their lives. In the words of Jay Cutler, “IIII DOOOON’T CAAAAAARE!!”

Haha! I could totally imagine TO or Ochocinco doing something like that. “I’m going to need a lovely assistant from the audience to give me a simulated BJ.”

I don’t think so, that’s how I read it the first time.

NBCseeIt!

“Gladys from Accounting?” Yikes! I would much rather gyrate on Brittany from Accounting, or Stacey from Human Resources, or Marissa  from Upper Management. Hell, I’d rather gyrate on Linda the Office Whore than Gladys from Accounting. Gladys is a grandma name.

Wow, an NFL player likening sex to a symphony performance? I didn’t know NFL players had culture! Mind=blown.