Most people are very unattractive and, quite rightly, hide their faces from the public while on the road. A few people are very attractive, and unafraid to show the people how cool they look while driving. We own spiders, cabriolets, and targas.

The Porsche center lock wheels are a terrible option.  The tool alone costs over $1,000 to properly tighten them.  I’d rather be able to rotate my own tires, let alone be able to change a tire on the side of the road without Porsche coming to save me.

Please remember to tip and give your trafficker a 5 star rating if you were pleased with your experience.

““And everybody knows what’s going on in this country with fentanyl and child trafficking and rape. Terrible stuff.””

Ah yes, those child traffickers who famously return children to their homes safely.

I definitely want an X358 XJ Super Portfolio.

Can’t get more influencial than this

Saab 9-X Biohybrid. Hybrids are selling like hot cakes right now, and Saab was under GM ownership when this concept was released. Styling wasn’t quite right, something about the rear looks off to me.  It didn’t nail the design like the Aero-X had before it.  But man, I’d love a Saab like this today.  It even had a…

If you’ve ever listened to any of The Hoff’s music, I’m not sure a lack of OJ would’ve improved his prospects, much.

Art imitates life, they say...

I know far too many older people with Pilots. Not sure why they need that 3rd row most of the year but they’ve got plenty of room around the holidays when their kids and grandkids show up. 

They simply cannot get enough of these piles o shit. 

Taco Bell is a great equalizer. Everybody loves a crunch wrap.

Hey now — the carpetbagger only came here after he was voted out of office. We have enough homegrown shit-stains as it is; let’s acknowledge T as a product of NY and let them memorialize him as they see fit.

Chevy SS with the manual - giant trunk, spacious interior, plenty powerful without forced induction on a lovely motor. Trying to remember why I don’t already own one...

The 1st gen AMC Javelin:

Now if only my students would have the same mindset

The 2nd gen Montero / Pajero takes the cake for this one for me. Muscular profiles and a handsome front end, not to mention that it’s was one of the last over-engineered piece of machinery coming out of Mitsubishi.

The 2nd gen Dodge Charger:

Volvo P1800 Still beautiful after all this time. 

‘96 Impala SS.