BlacKkKlang the Conqueror

Spray some started fluid in there and light it up.  

had the same thought about VWAG electrics...

Basically yea, I was a bit hangry this morning so all well. Prove to me that people of color that raced back then (pre 2005) were all treated fairly with 0 adversity and all the same opportunities as their US/European white counterparts. The willy T ribbs documentary was very enlightening. I will preface this with…

Oh I’m looking to scrap today, let’s bring you out the greys.

Kei Trucks and vans. Seriously, we need small, inexpensive useful and utilitarian haulers. Most of us just need to haul mulch and furniture and appliances and big bulky shit that won’t fit in our car/crossover/SUV.

There should be armies of these things for rent at your local big box lowes/menards/whatever. We need…

This is clearly Obama’s fault!

I’m vaguely impressed that they didn’t reflexively arrest him on suspicion of theft.

Cold Tires and turned off the nannies.

well i would have but i just couldn’t find enough change behind the couch.

My dad had the Mercury Monarch with this interior, so points for nostalgia. I don’t hate on the malaise era as much as most do, it was fancy in such weird ways that it’s kind of fascinating, and it’s always interesting to see a car of that era in such good shape, like it somehow rocketed into the present (well, not…

Since EVs are silent I’d like one that pipes out the sound the Jetsons’ flying cars made.

It is amazing how far small gestures can go, being consistently decent can be better than a bribe sometimes.

I had a friend who’s dad was a Nabisco rep growing up. Had an absolute garage full of snacks. Needless to say their house was the go-to hangout spot growing up. 

AHH  1.8 seconds, 2 seconds is so 2020's

Any man claiming to be 5'11" is at most 5'9". Men who are between 5'10" and 5'11" all claim 6'.

That’s what I found so jarring about Jackie Chan’s movie, The Foreigner, with all the Brits referring to Chan’s character as “the Chinaman” when he portrays a naturalized Brit. Redcoats...do they ever learn?

Have you not seen “Hijack”? :-)

Put cheese on it. There. Done.