Frankie Fiason is very much alive...

“Those hungry babies with the flies on they face.”

We need Karl Pilkington to fill that role.

Oh, shit. This image brings me so much disgust and joy.

*chef’s kiss*

It’s even better in Venn Diagram form.

Only 4 Presidents have been impeached or resigned

I still don’t get what all the talk is about. $600, $1200, sure, a lot of people need money. But let’s be real honest for a minute here.

Did Kanye make the cut? I mean, he was hot shit for white people for about two seconds, right?

Where is Sage Steele? Didn’t she just lose her prime time slot?

Particularly if it comes with interchangeable roof panels:

And just try to park that in New York

A friend had one of those while in High School, around 2001. I just remember feel claustrophobic because of how much velour there was inside and how far you’d sink into the seats.

Holy crap that thing was 5" LONGER than a 2021 Cadillac Escalade ESV. How did anyone park those things??

That thing is so massive, black holes get sucked into IT.

That has to be the longest hood ever!

200 years of American greatness culminated in the perfect execution of the pinnacle of luxury land yachts. I present to you the 1976 Chrysler New Yorker.

Any Cadillac Eldorado convertible. I, personally, would take something mid-70s.

Before anyone says Cadillac [INSERT NAME]...no.