How you gon get fired on your day off?

Because hate gives people a community that expects nothing difficult of them. You don’t have to learn; you don’t have to change. You just say you don’t like something, or someone, and you’re in the club.

this race was giving me hope because it was allegedly so close.

I know we shouldn’t trust polls ever, ever again but this race was giving me hope because it was allegedly so close.

Also, Susan Collins is outperforming Trump by almost 20 points in Maine.  What a bunch of fucking weirdos.

I would rather see him in prison where he’s told consistently what he can and can not do. Where he can’t have McDonald’s and a Diet Coke for every meal. That would be the best. 

If he doesn’t want to go, let all the civilians leave then build a wall around the White House and turn it into the fanciest Federal Penitentiary in the country. We can build a new modern Presidential estate on the grounds where the current Trump hotel in DC is when we seize all his assets to pay for the wall.

I just want to add that the only Latin American character in the ENTIRE MCU is Michael Peña playing Antman’s funny friend. We didn’t get a single goddamn super hero. Raccoons and trees have better representation.

Whitlock actually started out at the Kansas City Star newspaper as a sportswriter years ago.

The white tears must be making a new ocean, because nothing gives racist white people, old, young and middle aged the vapors quicker then calling them out publicly on their bullshit. That and reminding them that the God they run to is not the same God who decided the only way to win was to send his son to suffer and…

i can only imagine the crayon he’ll put on the walls

he’ll probably pardon John Wilkes Boothe

Meltdown from white dude bros with low self esteem and lower IQ’s in 3....2...1. Looking forward to seeing what she does with the character.

Win or lose he is going on a pardoning spree. If he loses he has 70+ days till he is booted out of the WH. Can you even imagine what this petty shit bag can do with 70 days. Quite frankly a mad defeated paranoid Trump scares me almost as much as happy victorious paranoid Trump.   

Thank you! And if I won the lottery tomorrow it would be a Teal Porsche 911 Turbo S.

All Republicans know how to do is hurt people and cheat

If Harry thinks things are bad now, wait until the first time someone calls Little Archie a little n*gger within his earshot. 

If and when Trump loses, and Congress makes him accept it, three options:

“I am a Christian, a husband to my loving wife of 8 years as well as a father of two and am proud of the life that we have built-in McNeil, Arkansas.”

This fucking thing: