Ah the Peleliu...how I don't miss her. Rumor had it in my unit it was the last float for her, and the previous 3 were also the last for her.

Brown water boys? I'll buy that.

Wog beaters!!!!

As a Marine that rode on 3 amphibious assault ships, I can testify the squids on the old LHAs worked like farm animals.

I just want to know, I have heard about it from my dad. But do they still do the Shellback Ceremony when a ship crosses the Equator, or are things too p.c. now.

HRNNNNNNNG

Check his shorts.

So, you wouldn't give a shit- because you already gave a shit :-P

In Soviet Russia, road fork you!

Mercy killing.

Afroduck fled to Canada thereafter, leaving his pregnant wife behind.

Not checked your new bank account balance yet apparently.

For those curious what the roof looks like in motion. Best roof ever? Best roof ever.

I see what you did there.

Ok, I seem to remember reading about that prototype awhile ago...

No! You lost out on the Holy Grail of Kias! You see, there was a one-off prototype titanium Sportage built at the factory - very top secret. It had a dual-supercharged 900 HP engine and an experimental tranny that conveyed power to all four wheels based on your thoughts!

Grossest thing in a car?

I tried it and somehow ended up buying a $60K ATS Coupe.