He rammed (pun intended) a GMC pickup and seconds later took a semi-truck up the ass.

How Jr. Rep. Boebert got next to the new Speaker:

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My kneejerk reaction as a Saab 900Turbo but you did say new car so I’m going with:

Coming from the far left lane to make a right turn inside of a city blocks’ distance. No turn signals involved.

64-65 Ford Mustang.

My son (6'1", 260lbs) plays football in college and has a teammate (6'2", 270lbs) with a Giulia. They fit inside up front with no issues. Must be deceptively spacious or the cool factor outweighs (pun intended) comfort.

A seemingly drunk New Jersey woman...

I am almost certain this is a stupid question but here goes:

So a permit for golf carts but no permit for a gun?

I think we’re done here:

Not the sexiest answer but Ford F-Series pickups.

Winter 1988 - Atlanta. Hear me out:

So there are no up and coming female drivers with billionaire parents?

I’ll pay $4300 for a coffee table made from this:

I found the quirk:

Separately her features are attractive. When they come together the dimensions are all off. Like a caricature.

I had cows at the entrance of our subdivision a few years ago. Most of the neighbors are 1 generation off the farm. They think fine dining is Texas Roadhouse.  They are truly exhausting at times.

Called the city to complain about an abandoned jet in front of my house. City said call the county. County said call MCAS Cherry Point. After 45 minutes on hold the Marine Corps said they were unable to confirm or deny if it was theirs. I am SOOOOO TIRED OF THIS! I miss how peaceful and quiet this city was before the…