At first I thought the Navy volunteered their information after debris was confirmed. For a minute the Navy was my college son home for the holidays casually mentioning some crazy shit he did 6 months ago 1100 miles away:

Freaks of nature? I mean, dude is speaking as an expert on the subject:

Can’t believe we’re even talking about this.

If I had to choose between Juneteenth and 4th of July, let’s just say I’ll be barbequing a couple weeks’ early moving forward.

I’m thinking codpiece inside some slim fit suit trousers at the first debate.

Kinda related: One of Desantis’ duties in the Navy was Assistant Urinalysis Coordinator.

Dad was a Chrysler man.

Literally ran into Garth Brooks Going into a Radio Shack years ago in Owasso, OK (he owned a home in Collinsville, OK.)

You’re fucking it up for the rest of us.

Jamie Foxx is an A list celebrity.

I was out with my wife yesterday and she said, “I love that color!”

Should have time-dropped Benjamin Banneker to the 21st century instead of Crane. Bachelor black mathematician/astronomer/engineer/almanac author/double agent confidant of George Washington?

Good luck securing the borders on this one.

Ok, so all she has to do is find out who else her mother hooked up with between say, March 1st and April 1st of 1986. Shouldn’t be that hard.

So if we had Congressional Oversight drones it would just be...

Ending would have been perfect if Matsson did this to Tom after the vote: