The worst part is that, as a former retail employee and manager, the idea of knowing that your store is always closed one day a week would have been a relief. I just wish it was because your people need a day off rather than your people need religion.

Burlington College. Bernie’s wife, Jane, as school president, signed off on a land deal that supposedly was the reason it folded.

I took a constitutional law class in college (which was great) at a school that has a conservative reputation, but is probably moderate.

It’s really not that bad. I hate captively listening to the “conservative minute” (that’s not what it’s called, it’s not called anything) between 7:10-7:15 as I’m rolling into work every morning, but they literally have an NPR reporter ready to debunk whatever whackball shit is in the goofytown talking points for the…

It’s a different one, but every time I hear “she is tiny, like a child” then see the expression, I die.  That actress has been in Progressive commercials for years, and they waited for the perfect moment.

Secret Service are just people, man.

His left ear is way bigger than his right ear?

Fuck Pee Wee, I want to chew on some plastic pierogi mold!

I still remember the one time I got Jimmy John’s several years back. I had a job that was scheduled for 6-10 PM and there was one right next door.

The meatball in the commercial they showed over the weekend is positively disturbing.

This is an amazing story. I’m a UVa grad (losing his mind right now) who grew up in the state and became addicted during the Sampson years (born in 1975). The old folks would always tell me how important the 1976 ACC Tournament win was.

The irony (and racism) in this is that Obama stayed way the fuck out of the way when they were trying to figure out the ACA. Many people, like me, wanted him to get way more involved, you know, since he was President and all.

I kept waiting for Bill Madlock to run in.

I was afraid to put it out there first because I slept through political theory, but it sounds to me like “Weeknight Rally Trumpism”. 

Wasn’t there a Deadspin article a while back about vendors that literally travel hundreds of days a year to different stadiums?

The worst thing Subway could do is continue to diversify their menu. They need to simplify back to their roots.

You need to throw a [sic] in every time the Democratic Party is referred to as the Democrat Party. It’s classified as an epithet on Wikipedia with a full history of the use and everything.

*BYU compliance slowly backs away*

Terez Paylor is the AAF of football columnist names.

I thought wrestlers traditionally were expected to lose in their retirement match to put the next guy over. Angle/Corbin doesn’t seem right for that.