What’s hilarious is they were all too stupid to know how to “cheat” the right way. Like paying $15,000 to get unlimited time on an SAT, when any real society person that hates their kids knows the local psychologist who’ll give you the diagnosis for $500 and a recommendation to friends. They’ll probably designate your…

Jesus Christ, I just saw that Miles has been at Nebraska for seven years and has been a head coach for 14 years. He has two NCAA Tournament appearances and is 0-2. One of those is one of the worst at-large picks I’ve ever seen.

Well, he averages almost 3 bad pass turnovers per game (tied with Harden and 10 less than Westbrook), so there’s that.

Not really, he’s still a turnover machine. He can highlight-pass, but he looks more John Wall than Chris Paul (hey, that rhymes!).

I’ll argue a bit here. First, Miami was a better road win than BC. They also beat Auburn (albeit at home).

You may know this, but a lot of times milk smells like it’s spoiled because it settles around the spout (especially the plastic containers). That milk probably isn’t great, but the stuff in the container is fine. There’s also a slight difference between milk I’d drink straight or use for cereal, and milk I’d put in…

Honestly, I think Minnesota is pure bubble right now. 9-11 is as low as I can go in the Big Ten (best overall conference), and they’re #46 KenPom, #54 BPI, and #56 NET. The at-large cutoff is roughly around #40-45. Really good road win at Wisconsin, nice home win against Purdue recently.

I hate bracketology groupthink, and I’m an ACC homer, but I can’t reconcile seeing teams like Minnesota, St. John’s, TCU, Indiana, and Seton Hall solidly (kind of, per Bracket Matrix) in the field, while Clemson and NC State were supposedly fighting for their lives.

I’m probably going down a hole I don’t want to be in, but there is a difference between seeing a neighbor with their front door open and telling them about it, and seeing a neighbor with the front door open, stealing their TV, then giving it back later, after lecturing them about leaving their front door open.

Oh, cool! I live near IMG and had good SAT scores. Maybe there’s an opening?

Only the people that can afford it pay full to the Ivies (and a lot of other places). And, while they don’t offer “athletic scholarships”, they definitely offer reduced, and occasionally free, tuition.

It’s funny you mention international students because there’s a whole industry of bending rules to get students from certain countries into programs when they’re willing to pay full cost.

If that’s the best golfer at a club known for its course, that’s frightening.

I’m already giving side-eye to any real golf club whose best player is 58. There’s probably a high school kid in town who can play better than that.

They don’t have weight classes in jail/prison.

I keep looking at the picture on the right side of the golfing inflatable Trump is swinging into at the top of the article and I can’t stop seeing a pants-less (possibly dick-less) man with a wad of toilet paper stuck in his ass.