So are 0-60 times, 1/4-mile times, skidpad numbers, slalom times, and any other track times.  But they’re fun, so let’s measure some dicks!

Nurburgring lap times are just automotive dick measuring.

I’m sure the creative process behind that show involved a lot of drugs too.

Great, now they've gone and bloody ruined it.

I get the point you are trying to make, but stock market valuations are very much priced in reality.  It’s $900+ per share because some schmuck bought it for that much.  Hard to come up with a more “real” pricing than people actually exchanging money for shares.

STICK TO SPORTS

This is the best take.

Every business since the founding of “Grag’s Flint-knapped Axeheads” has been a tech company. What makes companies that primarily sell software and online services different is this: the hundredth, millionth or billionth sale costs them nearly nothing. No materials, supplies, plant or manufacturing costs.

Do you have to pay until the day you die when it is never released?

Um, for one, Berkshire Hathaway is a massive conglomeration of companies that makes tens of billions of dollars through the sales of goods and services.

THANK YOU.

You’re paying.

immediately corrected by realized cost of GDPR compliance

Panasonic makes the batteries, not Tesla. 

it probably has just as much to do with Tesla’s successes as it does every other automaker’s failures to catch up.

We think they are pretty far ahead in battery and EV technology

Tesla stock hit $900 for one reason only - enough people believe that some sucker out there will pay $901. Tesla is doing well and is a growth company but their stock price is pure speculation at this point. When the music stops it will not be pretty.

Ford is pivoting to selling user data, where’s their stock bump?

The Tesla stock bubble has to pop eventually