GM: *literally nothing*

Jalopnik hive mind: “OH GOD DAMN YOU BARRA, WHY CAN’T YOU JUST BUILD A LINCOLN CONTINTENTAL?!?!??!”

I feel like most of this car was made out of spite towards internet commenters and stereotypes.

You’ve got the GM mindset down all right. An example from the 70s...

hey, get logic out of here, this is GM we are talking about and must bash!

“that offset layout felt weird”

Looks good, IMO. And I also like the steering wheel more now seeing it in the context of the cockpit.

or play piano with it. 

From that angle, it looks to me like the passenger is gonna have to lean to their right to avoid the center console.

If they weren’t so blatantly “all about the stock price”... maybe I could tolerate it, if there was real sincerity about the carbon emissions. But all roads lead back to “I’m long on TSLA and screw you if you disagree”.

I suppose that makes Zachary the Minister of Culture. He pumps out crazy stuff like this—

Yes. See! We found common ground.

Yeah, this is my thesis.... The SEC is there to protect us from stock pump-and-dump specialists like Musk.

Musk always claimed he was beaten up on the playground a lot.

Bernie Madoff had that belief system too.  Look where it got him!

1st Gear: Musk tells SEC “Stop me before I stupid again!”

Can I just ask WTF is Elon smoking when he said pearl white is better than basic white when it comes to repair complexity? It is my understanding pearl white is a multi-coat process. Prime, spray white, depending on car might spray another layer of white, then the pearl, then clear. Basic white is just prime and maybe…

Neutral:

1st: Musk really is just completely and utterly disconnected from reality at this point, isn’t he?

Musk doesn’t seem to grasp why cars lose value in the first place insert simple, commonly known, concept here.