And Andersen’s story had the sea witch literally cutting out the little mermaid’s (who didn’t even have a name), tongue as well as offering to restore her voice and her life as before if she could slaughter the prince and his new bride so their blood would wash over her feet and make her fins come back. So honey…

Oh man, for almost the entire article I misread her name as “Halle Berry” and I couldn’t understand why she was the go-to for Ariel. Don’t get me wrong, I love me some Halle Berry, but she does not a teenage mermaid make.

It’s like these idiots have NEVER heard “Under the Sea”.

I suspect that one reason they cast a black Ariel is because they realized that the vaguely Caribbean feel to the ocean world (and the vaguely Calypso beats to some of the songs) would seem less problematic if they had black people as the ruling cast of this aquatic Caribbean undersea nation.

CP but not by much.  I think at 5k it would be more reasonable based on the mileage.  

They cannot keep them on lots and most of them are selling at sticker.

Will a child seat fit?

Add a Trump bumper sticker. 

This is a fine start, but in what other ways can I let everyone else know I’m vastly superior to them?

That’s Manny Quinn. Right there on the ID.

That’s what guns are for silly. 

Clearly the most appropriate place for a train horn is on a bicycle

Holy shit, four? Where were they? (Furiously taking notes)

Easy. Better aerodynamics = better mileage. Although the counterpoint is more screens = more energy consumption. But mirrors are just so 50 years ago... though so is the styling. AHHHHH!

It’s because side-view mirrors create a very large amount of drag.

Hipsters, car enthusiast, general eye-having populace: good

Have you ever seen a concept with mirrors? Most of that stuff will get ditched in the production version. 

And since it will replace the Honda Pilot, it will retain the primary letter in the naming scheme. All hail the Honda PERV!

Honda just going retro if you ask me :