Better chance of getting a response from Santa Claus. 

Yeah but that doesn't prove Tesla is the victim! 

Yes. Yes they are lol

“Gubmnt bad!” - everyone who prefers the billionaires to solve everything.

I know this is Silicon Valley and Capitalist, but it just screams Musk lol. He always does this crap, with an eye on getting as many subsidies as possible.

I honestly don’t see how people are sitting here and missing the obvious sarcasm. Good god lol thank you for pointing it out.

“I guess he could always use some of that totally real, liquid $170 billion he is said to have!”

The chosen meme.

It looks like a satirical take on a Porsche

Ejecto seato?

It looks like a loop your seatbelt goes through.

These are great. Push the tech to the limits. As the costs for parts come down, we will get more affordable, fun to drive cars.

“In theory, at least on the Cult theory, it’s “no moving parts” so it’s supposed to last a million miles.”

“As long as I go more than 12,000 miles without a catastrophic breakdown”

“Tesla will get the quality details worked out eventually.”

“I would not go this janky working to assemble someone’s car in the factory.”

Dumb argument. Computers aren't human and it isn't that simple to make them do things the way we do. Why do you think when computers play video games, nobody builds hands for it to hold a controller? Also cameras can be tricked with a sticker. Seems like a bad idea to me. 

They already have. They’ve had some seriously uncomfortable ads in the past. Idk about recently though.

Exactly why I'm betting on airline stocks. Worse case scenario the government verbally berates them on live TV before giving a bailout anyway. 

Do you even GoFundMe?