TWIST: The Whales save KIRK.

The issue with self-reported stats is that they're self-reported. I've known plenty of fundie homeschoolers who say they homeschool for a better education but what they really mean is an education they can control. (There are definitely great, non-wackadoo home schoolers out there but the wackadoos also know what…

I sometimes think that the best job for me would be for Vin Diesel to just toss me a hundred grand a year to run the best dang Dungeons & Dragons game ever for him. Or you know, Colbert, or Dench or whomever, I'm not picky.

This reads like a book report on 'The Devil Wears Prada". It doesn't even really sound like the author was very invested in the job, she was just "there" for most of it. To the author - You have a college degree, go use it.

Home school dads are creepy, you say?

It is SO CREEPY. Grown men should not be thinking sexual thoughts about classmates of their children.

Wedgeonald "Wedge" Antilles

By far, the best pilot in the galaxy without a light-saber at his hip.

I can't be the only one bummed about Wedge not being in the new movie

Raid's better for the action, but Dredd is better at telling a story.

The person who doesn't understand genetics? That would be you. My family has Native background (Ioway). My sister looks very Native, much darker skin than me, black hair. Me? Red hair, pink skin. But we have friends who swear they can tell we're brother and sister because our facial features are so similar, regardless…

This does point out the subtle racism in many of us. It feels more "normal" (dare I say, "safe"?) for a white family to adopt a black son, than a black family to adopt a white daughter.

And that person is you! Congrats!

As a Cameroonian from the north, where actually a lot of Muslim are working very hard to trace the itinerary of this terrorist, fuck you.

I feel like I'm stepping into the bullshit trollhole but local Nigerian muslim leaders and groups have already denounced the kidnappings and Boko Haram as a whole.

"I'm really not saying, 'Go barefoot.' What I'm saying is, what is the evidence to back up this scientific claim that you need special shoes in order to do something that your species has been superb at for two million years?"

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK every single dipshit who dismissed the word of podiatrists and physical therapists the world over, preached the benefits of these things like they weren't the victims of a successful marketing scam and thought they'd just somehow stumbled onto the…

For a _long_ time, I thought Jay's line in CLERKS was "Bangarang, my good man; time to kick back, drink some beers, and schmoke some weed."

I just spent a solid minute trying to decipher that into text speak. "Am . . . I . . . uh . . . "fi" . . . fidelity . . . wifi. . . hifi . . .uh . . . "

"Can you explain the unhealthy love of this terrible Spielbergian-William's movie?"

I'm not sure if I qualify as a millennial or not—by birth year, I'm either the very last of Gen X or The First Millennial.