Or perhaps: "The Hobbit: Craven Cash Grab"?

Maybe they will do the opposite of the Director's Extended Cut and put a trimmed, edited, sleeker version on the box set. Well, one can hope.

Rejected titles: "The Hobbit: Dwarf Apocalypse"

The Hobbit: Fuck It, We're Not Even Pretending To Be Faithful To Tolkien Anymore

but Pacific Rim isn't pandered to by people who believe giant monsters live in a hole in the ocean. that and jesus wasn't white.... if he were real.

Mysterious Cities of Gold: alternate historical science-fiction adventure. It remains one of my favourite televisions programs of all time. It still brings tears to my eyes to this day (I first saw it in the late 80s).

Zoids: New Century: giant animal robot gladiatorial combat? Memorable characters, awesome robot…

Animaniacs. Obviously. I watch it regularly because it's clever, deep, and insanely funny (and the lyrics put the songs in big films like Frozen and The Muppets to utter SHAME).

Slightly unrelated, but I love the fact that he's also a huge D & D nerd.

I just like Vin Diesel. A manly nerd and a kid at heart. Seems like a cool dude who does what he likes.

I love that movie. It's patently awful, but I can't help it. It's so campy and ridiculous. I'll love it until Underverse come.

Something that I think should be pointed out about Chronicles of Riddick is that Vin Diesel apparently turned down something like 20 million dollars to star in 2 Fast 2 Furious to do Chronicles of Riddick, which he got paid 50,000 for. He may not be the best actor, but I do have to respect the man for that kind of…

He tweets film critiques.

What the hell did I just read? That's just embarrassing.

I miss earth's mightiest heroes.

That would be The Smiths "How Soon is Now." I realize 1984 was a long time ago, but Morrissey and Johnny Marr wrote the original version.

Erm... You mean The Smiths' "How Soon Is Now".

Yes but: a) is there buttsecks in this film b) why not

"Producer Jeff Bell seems to confirm that the enemy of the first half of the season was really HYDRA."

Who's surprised, though? I'm not. Not at all.

But the alternatives you listed are biased in the favor of Bat/Supe. You could just as easily say: