Pico de Gallo is salsa for people who are too lazy to put it in a food processor. It's not a dip. It's a bullshit salad.

I learned to make queso from Texans, and every one of 'em gave me the same recipe: Velveeta & Ro*tel. (I'm admittedly a Yankee, but until about 5, 7 years ago Ro*tel was not that easy to find in the Northeast, so I don't think your argument stands. Sorry! Still love ya!)

I'd say, "Yeah I figured that must be why this salsa is so bland."

I suspect sour grapes from people who support BIG CRAB. That's the only reason I could see this Guy Fieri- abortion beating good, honest 7 layer dip.

Ro*Tel Dip all the way. To celebrate I'm making my own and likely taking it to my GF's sister's apartment. Her boyfriend and I are slovenly men-folk and pig out on the yellow gold while she will likely make some bullshit meat-free appetizer with greek yogurt. Then everyone ends up eating a shit ton of my dip of the…

I love fresh pico and I love fresh guac because this isn't Russia.

You are wrong. Pico de Gallo is tasty but a gigantic pain in the ass to eat. You gotta get it on the chip, you gotta get the chip to your mouth on a perfectly level plane all the way in or it's either going in your lap or down your fingers, and then you gotta do it all over again.

I'm saying that many women - myself included - do not find 'chivalrous' behavior to be cute or flattering. because there's a whole cartload of stuff tied to 'chivalry', the primary one being that women are overgrown children who are incapable and therefore it's incumbent upon men to take good care of us.

I thought about this when my white, wealthy, male neighbor asked, as a cocktail icebreaker, what time people would like to go back to, if they could. Then, of course, he said the 1920s. All I could think was that it is hard enough to be a woman in 2014, no way to I want to go back in time. And given the way Woodrow…

to me, this was the best and most pertinent point:

I would add that fedora guys are only paying attention to girls they want to fuck. A middle aged broad like me wouldn't even get the door held for me to enter as he was leaving via the same door. It would literally hold him up 1.5 seconds and would be simple (not gender specific) courtesy. That's what I think of…

Fail.

I'm blindly belittling my opponent to try and sound like the better option despite having no education on the matter. I'm not into politics, so this is my one shot at doing so.

Dude. Pico is not the only salsa you can make at home.

Nope, you can't ever get the heat level of pico to actual-salsa levels. Also, it's only good during the 6 weeks a year when you get perfect tomatoes. The rest of the year you're paying out your ass for crappy grocery store tomatoes that taste like mushy cardboard and resting on the onions and cilantro. With every…

Ugh. Pico is just bruschetta with cilantro. Chopped tomatoes are not salsa.

Like I said, I'm not about to defend the practice. My concern is about how the author is taking FGM and using it as a means to prove her point. We (western feminists) often take things from other cultures (the burqa in the middle east, for example, or arranged marriages in India) and use them as a way to prop up our…

Your brother has an ... interesting preoccupation with your genitals.

Tea Tree oil on a mucus membrane?! NONONONONO.

It's sour cream mixed with cheddar, bacon and chives and then topped with more of the same. If you have a problem with that, I truly do not want to know you.