Artists are getting fucked by the people they signed contracts with. Not the people who listen to their music.

Who the hell has massive hickeys? I literally haven’t been given or received a hickey since I was 15. You are absolutely a woman.

That’s a pretty good test. In addition to cults, most religious institutions also fail it.

Exercutives love to pretend that “piracy” is keeping money from artists while giving themselves bigger and bigger pay raises.

because of piracy

Yup. This is “adequate man,” guys. Not “superextraordinarypretty man”

This is a bunch of horseshit.

My face is going to age gracefully like a well-worn baseball glove. Like Robert Redford. I’m pretty sure he’d drink Bay Rum before putting any of this nonsense on his face.

For PEEEEOPLLLLE

For PEEEEOPLLLLE

THIS THIS THIS! I am so sick of every product claiming it is “just as effective as DEET”, even those with supposed scientific studies. NOTHING is as effective as full strength DEET. Many of those product claims are based on low concentrations. This stuff does wonders on mosquitos and black flies.

THIS THIS THIS! I am so sick of every product claiming it is “just as effective as DEET”, even those with supposed…

DEET is the shiz. I spent six weeks camping in Nebraska grassland, which is tick country, and those of us with DEET were secure, and those with the crappy lotions and stuff were picking each other like chimpanzees.

DEET is the shiz. I spent six weeks camping in Nebraska grassland, which is tick country, and those of us with DEET…

Anticipating a DEET pushback soooo.... (yes, its safe).

Anticipating a DEET pushback soooo.... (yes, its safe).

I have one myself (2006 F250 Lariat diesel). It was my wife’s DD for a few years.

Trucks “should” be for people in construction trades or farmers. Or, people who intend to use them as trucks. I’m stunned by the number of trucks out there that never see the mud, have bedliners with no scratches, and sport interiors more appropriate for a BMW.

It’s bizarre - I have and use my insulated Carhartt overalls and shit-slogging boots, because there are jobs to do and they’re the right tools for them. These weird prissy pickups for people with soft, delicate hands are like buying white linen Carhartts with rhinestone buttons and ostrich-skin wellington boots. You…

It just seems wrong to me. Sure, they’re comfortable and fancy, but they seem somehow dishonest to me. In the end, it’s still a pickup, not a luxury car. If I needed a truck, I’d do something small and honest over a leather wrapped beheamoth all day. The huge trucks go in and out of style, but a humble work truck in…

Yeah but taking your lady out in the truck makes her feel like she’s in a real life Luke Bryan song. Gets em every time.

Unfortunately where I come from the biggest, baddest, lifted monster truck is for soccer moms and people working in offices. Why they buy such monstrosities I do not know but if I look down my street I am almost the only one without one. Gonna be funny when gas prices climb again!

/looks down

This.

We need a fuel crisis to bring back small trucks.