When I was 8, I wanted to be a spaceman. Do you have any how many math classes that requires? Kids are stupid.

Heh, it’s so optimistic to think that there’ll be jobs left for our kids. Me, I’m preparing my kids for Thunderdome. Their practice with spears and spikes welded onto a dune buggy will definitely edge out anyone with a bachelors of arts degree in 2030.

HI, WELCOME BACK TO THE SOCCER SITE THAT YOU CLICKED ON OF YOUR OWN FREE WILL!

Yup, never heard of him.

2 is correct.

I’m still continually impressed that the Rio Olympics are a thing that is still happening. Despite the complete and utter unpreparedness of Rio which includes not just a lack of facilties but a failure to clean up polluted areas the atheletes will be forced to compete in. Added to the high crime rates of Rio and the…

You know, you might have had a point up til you started talking about how great Canada’s unis looked...those look like hipster douche trash sportcoats, not “we mean business suits”.

Whoever the asshole is who first took the term “detox” out of a medical setting and plastered it on an over the counter product like this deserves to be banished from society.

Shut up, man.

I run a ten mile run every year, and last year as I approached the ninth mile, I suddenly saw all these children running through the crowd. Turns out there was a program for ten year olds to run ten miles. They started further back than me, but as all us old people slowed down and got tired towards the end those…

It’s actually about ethics in sixth grade track sports reporting.

Jesus Christ, junior high school half-marathon truthers are the WORST.

marathon truthers

I mean she has her art history degree from St. Andrews, which is a pretty great university, so I’m assuming her thought process is a bit more complex than “is it pretty.”

I’ve seen it. Don’t want to give anything away, but I can say that the plot is nothing like Billy Elliot.

yeah there’s an inherent conflict there: the whole point of ClassPass from the consumer perspective is not having to be loyal to one place.

this service is not targeted at people that work out at the Y

I’m sorry, I’m calling bullshit.

No they arent at all. Conor is blowing it for Conor. You can’t sign a contract agreeing to specific mandatory press events and then say no. If he did all of this shit a month ago, and had his facebook post, and tweet and all that nonsense there would be no issue.

1. I think Aguero at age 27 (Torres’ age) would get a top 4 or 5 transfer fee.