I have a friend from Minnesota whose son is named “Axel,” but it’s a family name, they’re Scandinavian, and they live in Minnesota, so it’s cool.

This might be the most hipster paragraph ever:

Balthazar? Axel? Afton? That’s quite enough now, please stop.

I don’t have bouncy hair or sit up straight. But I love colouring books - it’s great for anxiety so....¯\_(ツ)_/¯

i like coloring books. i was just coloring last night. I realize how “basic” it is, but i enjoy it. It has also helped me to quit smoking - keeps my hands busy.

UM EXCUSE ME MINNEAPOLIS IS THE SHIT

Depends on the size of your house. I prefer an open concept in smaller homes.

I am so with you! The open plan needs to be over already! Plus, these people are gross — never trusted them to be anything but the overly religious small minded design hacks that they are.

Nah. She has a good heart. She would be, “Hey, kid, I feel for you. I was there. It sucks. Just keep your head down and power through.”

Lolz! If I were Chelsea, I’d be in full Cry Me A River mode!

No, these people are irony-blind. Remember, they’re the ones who spent months bleating “voting is rigged!” and are now complaining about the recount.

“Sorry Barron, it sucks to be scrutinized for every little thing because your parent decided to run for President. But hey, at least you won’t have anyone on the left calling you the First Dog”

Has it occurred to her that it might help if her own husband stopped making fun of the disabled?

This would be like the Sacramento Rivercats playing well enough to switch places with the Marlins, and then making the playoffs in the following year, and then having their plane go down as they flew to the NLCS. Roughly.

It’s a bit difficult to do a apples to apples comparison since soccer is organized differently than the major 4 in the U.S., but I’ll try. Chapecoense would be like a small market team that never has won a title, nor sniffed at a chance to play for a title. In soccer, club teams get promoted and relegated between…

Yes. They were in the top division of Brazil’s football structure, and played well enough last year to qualify for international competition.

Hrm...I dunno, I guess it’s a nice gesture, but doesn’t it come off as a little bit patronizing?

Okay this is a really gross response. You should feel bad you wrote this. It’s shitty as hell.

I’ve followed Evan Rachel Wood’s career for a long time and I’ve always had a huge crush on her (we are like 2 weeks apart in age) and she has ALWAYS seemed like just an incredible person. She is so intelligent and mature, but more than that, compassionate and strong. She really rocks.

I really appreciate her bringing up the fact it was a significant other who was responsible for one of her rapes. I can’t speak to other kinds of rape, but I will say that rape by someone you’re involved with, someone you’ve had consensual sex with, possibly many times, is a particular kind of mind fuck. The urge to…