I CAN NOT hear the fucking plane metaphor one more fucking time. If my pilot informs me that his intention is to fly the plane we’re on in to the ocean, I’m not going to sit there and say “gee I hope he succeeds and doesn’t kill us all”. No. I’m ripping him out of the gd cockpit and throwing him out the emergency door.

And they’re dirty. They carry diseases. Parrots mostly but all birds have diseases.

Seriously. When you’re that poor you don’t have time to wonder about a chicken’s feeling.

30s actually and yes. You’d eat your own dog if you got hungry enough. No need to wring our hands over it.

Yea I just learned that some of the breeds can be nice and affectionate! I guess this one hen was not that breed

They lived on a farm? The chicken was going to be eaten anyway. It just got eaten first. It was the great depression. They were too poor to have the luxury of buying chicken from the butcher so they didn’t have to think about who killed it. Christ. 

Idk why but this is very comforting right now.

Let me take one fucking guess who it is.

Hi friend! He literally is the worst. I call a lot and the one time I ever got an answer the staffer threatened to disconnect me because I said “you’re lying” about something that was a complete and utter lie.

Hey that is neat!

Don’t even get me started. I just found my new Tuesday activity.

Honestly he may have been 6'3" at some point but he’s not any more.

Awe that sounds so cute. Honestly I couldn’t tell you what kind they had. All I know is one in particular was super mean so she was dinner earlier than normal.

You might be on to something!

Shhhhh don’t wreck my fun

Nothing to do with anything but he also lies about how tall he is.

http://civilrights.org/action_center/resources/calling-congress.html?referrer=https://www.google.com/

Hopefully it at least comes up in background checks so he can’t ever get a job that involves people’s personal info.

When my anxiety gets bad I drop a couple pounds and snap at my mom (sorry mom!)

My grandmother grew up on a farm and they had chickens. Chickens are evil. It was her job to clean the coop and fetch the eggs. There was one hen who would always attacker her and cut her hands up but her dad just thought she was being dramatic. One day she was sick and her mother had to get the eggs from the mean hen.