I feel like I just got punched in the stomach. Fitting considering it’s literally how I’ll feel if I ever get pregnant during this hell hole of an administration.

He seems to be ok with refugees too. Having a uterus will make you a political prisoner in the US so I’ll be applying for refugee status asap.

The funny thing is American troops have socialized medicine. It’s called TriCare. Our tax dollars pay for it.

Yea they’ll probably have 11 people there instead of their normal 16.

No that’s not a thing that exists.

$100 billion worth of crap is a lot of crap. We’re going to need to up our fiber intake.

Don’t worry you guys are getting a wall too. Our whole country will starve but we’ll have really nice $100 billion walls.

Kourtney is funny but on the show she once said “tampons can’t be good for you” and there’s no way those kids are vaccinated.

Hell of a salad, eh?

FUCK THAT LITTLE SHIT WEASLE

A what? “Canadian”? Is that a new type of lettuce I’m supposed to hype over?

You’re advocating the rhythm method as a viable form of contraception. Your youth pastor is not a good source of sexual health info.

How about “normal part of a healthy relationship”?

Canada doesn’t exist bro. Haven’t you heard?

NO NO THE MENZ KNOW BETTER ABOUT WOMEN’S BODIES! LISTEN TO THE MENZ!

That’s great that you were able to channel your negative feelings in to a positive skill! Good for you!

Now accepting all stories of those who have eaten their own placenta. Give me the info, especially if you’re a Kardashian.

I know it made me so sad. She needs people telling her that that girl is a shitty friend, not that she needs to lose weight to make her like her again.