That sounds like something I need to do and then Wawa for either a hoagie or a mac and cheese/chicken finger bowl. I’m not even high right now. I just had a salad for dinner :(

Ugh orange slurpies in my mouth.

My last good nerve doesn’t involve racial slurs.

Much more effective than any of the diet tea cleanses.

Much more effective than any of the diet tea cleanses.

How dare he besmirch the name of Dairy Queen! Temple of teen hooliganisms and meeting spots for My Weed Guys (TM) everywhere!

I fucking like this guy.

They probably have to take reasonable measures to prevent people from hurting themselves which means blocking it off at night. Kinda like how you have to fence your pool in in case your neighbor’s kid drowns in it. He shouldn’t be in your pool in the first place but you also have to attempt to mitigate the harm. I,…

It’s just so that when you click the notification you know what comment the notification is tied to. Right now your comment to me has the red line as well. If I were to refresh and scroll back to this conversation without clicking the notification it wouldn’t be there. When you click the notification for this comment,…

OMG what that’s so weird! Shower people! Even you rich ones!

Nailed it.

I was going to make a joke about mass lesbian weddings before marriage equality gets repealed but then I just got sad so here’s a puppy.

I 100% agree. I grew up middle class white from Pennsyltucky. My whole family did. My whole family voted for Hillary. Even the ones who have never voted democrat in their lives because even they could see how bad Trump was. There’s no excuse.

That’s what I keep saying too. If you feel personally attacked by someone saying “don’t mock disabled people and let’s protect freedom of the press”... well that’s on you.

But that study is #fakenews by #fakescientists on #fakeearth!

I’m not annoyed either. It was more of an eyeroll moment then a #offended moment.

Mean or true? I think just true.

I think that’s irony in all this. Meryl is the “elite” and is out of touch because of how much money she has. Only one of them was born a millionaire and it was not Meryl.

You can’t say the N word or grab your coworkers boobs any more. That’s discrimination!

“Martial Arts is total art guys! It’s right in the name!!!!” - my facebook rn

I have no idea where the bleaching obsession came from. There are ways to die your hair blond that don’t look like you’re auditioning for Stepford Robot #3!