ba-da-booom! Yeah, or more likely, Ballmer invited everyone to meet and asked that they don't tell.

@blyan is not on fire: I have to say I really love the new (old) layout now that it's back.

@chauncy that billups: BOOM.

@minibeardeath: Ahhhh. So of course you MUST have been hacking it, lacing the HDD case with cocaine and arsenic. Genius.

@crazypills77: Now THAT's genius.

@minibeardeath: What do you mean, it just opened up in your backpack? The screws magically came out and it opened by itself? Now THAT's magical and revolutionary.

@OneBigPear: I don't know... behind a smile like this can lie the greatest evil.

@Trez: Exactly. They never show a hand holding it. That would interfere with the phone's capability to wow.

@hagane_no: The real fun would be creating an app-cracking app that got accepted into the app store. Disguised as a Justin Beiber "punch me" app.

@Jim Hsu: That's OK for when you're always connected at an infinitely low cost of connectivity everywhere you are. So I guess it's not really OK.

@branchan: No, but He might just heal them. I know Giz is good, but not THAT good.

Little do we realize they'll just take over everything. Starting with the Internets.

@Red: I do as well, but definitely hasn't reached that yet. It's something that needs to be seen in person to realize how great the experience actually is. Now when I support Blackberry/iPhone/Android phones with the app-centric mentality it feels a bit like going back to Windows 95.

@cPTcAPSLOCK: Well said. Facetime would be a fun gimmick once in a while, and VoiP would be great built-in to the OS, and a front-facing camera would be neat...

@Shift5G: Totally. Chad rocks.

@Webran61: Well, they've reversed that trend lately with things like the Zune HD and more importantly with Kinect and WP7, so I'm hoping logic will prevail.

Microsoft should take a page out of Apple's playbook and make a tablet based on the WP7 OS. It's sleek, unique, and very well suited for scalability IMO. Rumor says this won't happen, but it should. If I had a billion dollars...

@freakotaku14: Um, no. Paper comes from an office supply store, not trees.

@Kardster: Is there such a button on a Mac PC?

Yeah, and the first lawsuit from the actual W.W.F. will generate so much paper in the initial filing that it'll dwarf the imaginary tree savings supposedly generated with this format.