Oh, poor Totilo. Getting attacked by the meme-laden left-wing hipsters of "words-on-top, words-on-bottom" redditors.

I have an employee who shits on my desk everyday but I keep him around because he closed the biggest deal in the company's history... 30 years ago.

It's funny that the tranny would make it in a trailer made by a Brazilian.

I actually genuinely want the Wizard's edition, as I feel it's worth the $100 admission price. Mine has been shipped and I ordered it back in July. It is really tempting to sell it on eBay, though.

The PS3 has better visuals for cutscenes and VSYNC. I can't stand screen tearing so I know which version I'm buying.

Cars have feelings? No way!

I LOVE DEMOCRATS

The sequel (and Crytek's involvement) were announced a while ago. I think it's a 2014 release.

The emulator software handles all of those features. There's not really a lot of extra that goes into each game.

8GB system memory, 2.2GB video memory

Yeah, he's not mental or anything. There's a possibility that in a small portion of mental crazies that they latch on to simulated violence in an unhealthy fashion, sure. But it's not the games fault and even if it were, is it worth censoring and punishing everyone at huge costs (economically and creatively) to save a…

Paid to make gifs of other people's shit and put watermarks on them. Christ, Kotaku has really gone downhill.

He'll probably be more into electric cars. He's already driving one.

Yeah, I would actually like to see a politician just say "Don't buy your kids violent games." But that doesn't address policy, and if some kind of law isn't being discussed they look like they're not doing their job.

But he's not. He's saying the government needs to do something to sensitize people to them, or society in general. So, yeah.

Yeah, pretty much. I really enjoy cars, and learned to drive a manual (I don't know if I'll ever own one myself). I make decent money for my age but I just can't justify $30k for something that is 1) new and 2) actually worthwhile. That's a graduate education, right there.

They launch them at a loss, they're making a profit per-unit by now and many reports say they have been for years.

Definitely. They've been ~$300 for the past four years, now!

I hate how 6-8 year old systems cost $300. I own a 360/PS3/PC, but damn.

No, they're Square.