Damn laser security.

Don't you just love lobster?

Are you sure this isn't the all new Cadenza?

Harold would like to tell you a tale. The tale of a "gaming" site that would post stupid opinions to strike up pointless controversy. Well...Thanks for letting me tell it.

Oh ho ho it's a thumbnail.

Surprised she didn't sue considering how angry a little girl we all know her to be.

Time to brick some ps3's to sell some more ps4's.

"The design of the PS4 has left me in despair. It has brought shame upon my family. I must seppuku immediately."

Makes sense. As indicated by the name Xbox One would be a predecessor to the Xbox 360 and wouldn't be capable of handling the more advanced software of its successor.

Ellen Page and look alikes not confirmed for next gen.

Actually he is pretty light.

If her father is black then he isn't all that black for her to be so light.

Fake lips are worse.

A more interesting topic is they give you a two page pamphlet of legal ass covering but no manual at least in the ps3 version.

So the whole point of this article was to post a few secs of video of a blonde with her tits out...

A black guy couldn't help reporting on race like a woman can't help reporting on gender. It is a non-topic but kotaku needs page hits and what better way than starting controversies and becoming the news like with the Dragon's Crown fiasco.

The concept behind the game was much more interesting than this over hyped piece.

Another week of nothing.

You are huge! That means you have huge guts!

Only on Kotaku is this a controversy.