Can we thank John Oliver for this?  Because last night he had a segment called Chris Matthews fucks up his lines.

It’s not her friends that are gaslighting her though. I think this is one of the rare circumstances where the term is used correctly. In the original movie, the main guy is doing things like flickering the lights, then telling his wife that he didn’t see anything when she questions it, which makes her feel crazy.

Mine is “Inertia.” It sounds like it could be some sort of sci-fi thing, but it’s not.

I’d agree with pretty much everything except better car handling, because whoof, GTA IV’s handling was awful. You could roll a car just going around a corner at a decent speed.

I watched the whole thing unfold on MSNBC and what was amazing was to watch Chris Matthews (I mean, it’s never amazing to watch Chris Matthews, Hardball needs to retire) but it was amazing that he went off and basically rage-quit on Iowa—in a bar with smiling Iowans behind him. You see the thoughts seeping through the…

It’s yet another compromise to placate slavers that’s continuing to bite us in the ass more than a century after slavery was officially abolished.

I think out of all their screw ups and random polls. Biden is the one, out of the 4 likely, who is clearly not winning Iowa. 

Wait, why? How is fifth place “the clear winner”?

Good. Hopefully this means (a) Iowa won’t go first anymore, and (b) caucuses are completely abandoned in favor of just fucking voting in a primary.

Mine, too! Although not in the way that’s considered “good.”

I can buy a talking Pickle Rick at Target.

Yeah, I remember the big dust-up over the Red Hot Chili Peppers very clearly not playing their instruments live. It’s a whole thing - no artist gets to do it, apart from possibly Prince.

Between the Spanish-language halftime show and the relentless onslaught of gay-leaning ads, I bet a large percentage of the nation was triggered beyond repair.

I think you meant the Prince half time show. You’re mistaken if otherwise, it’s ok, we all make mistakes. 

That halftime show was extremely Latino and I loved it.